Dr Xargle's Book of Earthlets by Jeanne Willis

Author:Jeanne Willis
Language: eng
Format: epub

When they have finished the milk they must be patted

and squeezed to stop them exploding.

When they grow a fang, the parent Earthling takes

the egg of a hen and mangles it with a prong.

Then she puts the egg-mangle on a small spade and

tips it into the Earthlet’s mouth, nose and ears.

To stop them leaking, Earthlets must be pulled up

by the back tentacles and folded in half.

Then they must be wrapped quickly in a fluffy

triangle or sealed with paper and glue.

During the day, Earthlets collect the hairs of Tibbles

and Marmaduke, mud, egg-mangle and banana.

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