Dr Xargle's Book of Earthlets by Jeanne Willis
Author:Jeanne Willis
Language: eng
Format: epub
When they have finished the milk they must be patted
and squeezed to stop them exploding.
When they grow a fang, the parent Earthling takes
the egg of a hen and mangles it with a prong.
Then she puts the egg-mangle on a small spade and
tips it into the Earthletâs mouth, nose and ears.
To stop them leaking, Earthlets must be pulled up
by the back tentacles and folded in half.
Then they must be wrapped quickly in a fluffy
triangle or sealed with paper and glue.
During the day, Earthlets collect the hairs of Tibbles
and Marmaduke, mud, egg-mangle and banana.
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