Do You Love Your Mom and Her Two-Hit Multi-Target Attacks?, Vol. 1 by Dachima Inaka and Iida Pochi

Author:Dachima Inaka and Iida Pochi. [Dachima Inaka and Iida Pochi.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Yen On
Published: 2018-11-13T00:00:00+00:00

“That quest from Shiraaase definitely won’t lead us anywhere good.”

“I agree. But I have to admit I’m curious about the reward… Like, really curious…”

“So am I! We might get some amazing items!”

“Yes, indeed. There’s a lot to consider… But first!” Mamako clapped her hands, drawing all eyes to her. Beaming with joy and merriment and youth, she announced, “First, we go shopping! Come on! Whoo-hoo!”

No matter what followed, shopping took priority.

The party returned to Catharn. They took the huge pile of gems they’d gathered in battle to the exchange counter and turned them into a heavy bag of coins. Now they were rich. What to buy first?

“The Traveling-Merchant base skill gives a ten percent discount! Also, I have the Appraise skill, so let me pick which items to buy! I won’t let us waste a single mum.”

“A mum? What’s that?”

“That’s the currency here!”

“Really? Well, from glancing at the prices on things, I guess one mum is about one yen…,” Mamako said, looking around the open-air market they were walking through.

She was stopped in her tracks by…

“Ma-kun, Ma-kun, look! Eggs are so cheap! You can get a dozen for one hundred mum!”

“Uh, Mom, we didn’t come here to go grocery shopping…”

“Hey there, young lady! Wanna try a sample? Minotaur-beef diced steak…it’s really good!”

“Oh, it is good! I should get a pound!”

“No, I mean…we’re not here for food…”

“Oh, lovely lady! I have just the skin-care treatment to make your skin gleam! We’ve got a special offer, three for three thousand mum!”

“Oh, that might be just the thing for my skin! I think I’ll get some!”

“Look at the price! They’re selling one for one thousand mum—you aren’t even saving anything! …Mom, calm down! Mom! Eyes on me!”

“Y-yes?”

Masato grabbed Mamako’s face with both hands, forcing her to look at him. This was important.

“Mom. We are in a game. We’re getting ready for an adventure.”

“Y-yes… I know that…”

“You clearly don’t! You don’t get it at all! If you go shopping in an RPG, you buy weapons, armor, items! Those three things! You don’t need to buy anything else!”

“B-but…I…I…”

“Mm? What?”

“I have to at least buy you some underwear and socks, Ma-kun!! You’re wearing the same ones you had on yesterday! You can’t just keep wearing those without washing them today and tomorrow and every day after that!”

Mamako’s voice was very loud and carried to every corner of the open-air market.

Masato…the boy wearing the same underwear and socks as the day before, the boy every single person in the market was staring at in horror…

…was left with no choice. Tears in his eyes, he said:

“…Buy whatever you need.”

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