Creation Mage 2 (War Mage Academy) by Dante King

Author:Dante King [King, Dante]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2020-09-11T22:00:00+00:00

Chapter Sixteen

“Physical Fitness Training.” I read the words in my spellbook with blurry eyes the next morning as I scanned my self-refreshing timetable and grinned sleepily to myself.

Physical Fitness… I wonder how much of a workout Arun and the boys had themselves last night?

My first lesson would most assuredly not involve listening to someone droning on, or scribbling notes. It’d require some sort of physical exertion that occupied the body as well as the mind. Just what I needed after a night on the grog. That thought was one that got me out of bed in double-time.

I checked the bed for any unexpected female company, but found it empty on this occasion. Then I got up, took a shower, and got dressed into a fresh white shirt, jacket, and comfortable pants, which I tucked into my boots. I swung my arms around my head and did a couple of lunges. I wanted to be totally unencumbered for whatever this Physical Fitness Training was going to involve. Happy with my choice of outfit, I grabbed my black crystal staff and headed downstairs.

“Injured in the line of duty!” I said, when I met Damien on the landing.

The Fire Mage was crabbing down the hallway, slightly bowed and wincing with almost every step.

“Shut...shut your fuckin’ mouth, man,” Damien replied, his voice tight with discomfort.

I patted him on the back. “Are we going to have to get the magical clean-up crew in again?” I said, trying to keep my voice serious. “Do we need professionals to come in and scrape all the jizz off your bedroom ceiling?”

“Fuck you, man.”

“I don’t think you’ll be fucking anything for a little while,” I said, my voice breaking. “Your cock must be worn down to a nub and your balls shrunk down to the size of raisins!”

Damien moaned. “I don’t know how the hell I’m going to go in Physical Fitness Training.”

“Hey, if it makes you feel any better, just imagine the looks on those jackasses’ faces when we see them this morning. I can’t wait to hear what happened. I’ve heard of a cheese and wine night, but I’ve never heard of a beer and swine night.”

This elicited a smile from Damien. “Yeah, that should act as a painkiller, I guess.”

“You know it,” I said. “Now, let’s get downstairs, grab some coffee and some breakfast, and see if the low-man has an ice-pack for that busted bait and tackle of yours.”

Unlike any of the other classes that I had participated in thus far, save for potions, our whole fraternity was scheduled to attend the Physical Fitness Training. This was great, as it meant that all five of us got to walk up to the Academy together and discuss the previous evening’s antics.

“It was quite interesting, really—if absolutely horrifying at the same time,” Nigel said to me when I asked the halfling Wind Mage what taking the potion had been like. “I can only really compare it to being thoroughly intoxicated, at that stage in an evening’s festivities when you think that absolutely anything is a good idea.

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