Blood Music (Bewitching Bedlam Book 1) by Yasmine Galenorn
Author:Yasmine Galenorn [Galenorn, Yasmine]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Nightqueen Enterprises, LLC
Published: 2016-12-04T05:00:00+00:00
THREE DAYS LATER, my house was vampire-proofed and so was the surrounding area. The coven had gone into overdrive, erecting a six-foot tall cedar fence around my property. We hired a couple of the local Weres to help. Werewolves might not like magic and they might not like witches or vampires very much, but they loved making money and they had no problems taking jobs offered by the former. The latter, even a Were wouldn’t bend over for.
Sandy took a few days off from work and we began to tear apart the house—gutting the old fixtures, steaming off wallpaper, picking paint colors while downing pitchers of mimosas. Of course, we weren’t all that keen to get our hands dirty, so magic happened—in a big way.
I stared at the walls, trying to envision what color I wanted my living room. The old mansion had grown on me quickly. With five bedrooms, six bathrooms, a butler’s pantry, and a maid’s room, it was so big that I wasn’t sure what the hell to do with it. But then, between my third and fourth mimosa, an idea sparked to life.
“A bed and breakfast. I need to turn this place into a B&B. Can’t you see it, Sandy? I’ll make this the most comfortable place in the whole state for the PretCom. Come visit Bedlam, the home of magic and mayhem!”
The entire plan practically laid itself out. I didn’t need a job, but I wanted to do something besides wander around the town. And given I hadn’t seen hide nor hair of Aegis the Golden Boy in the past three days, I had the feeling he had left town. After that little bump in the road, this seemed like the perfect way to start my new life.
“I think that’s a wonderful idea. You can start it up for a song—what will you need? The license, get the kitchen redone to health regulations for a commercial enterprise. Hire a cook—”
I glared at her. “What do you mean, ‘hire a cook’?”
“I mean exactly what I said. You can’t cook worth a damn, so you’d better hire somebody who can at least bake muffins for breakfast. You’ve got a lot of talents, sweetie, but the kitchen isn’t one of them.” Sandy hiccupped, then winked at me as she refilled my glass. “By the way, your spell warped itself. The wallpaper stripper has metamorphosed into something I don’t think you had in mind, though I don’t really object.”
Turning to the other side of the room, I saw that my holeo—a magical automaton woven from energy, formed into human shape—was no longer pulling strips of wallpaper off. Instead, he had turned into the spitting image of Aegis and was now bumping and grinding his way to some unheard rhythm, which was easy enough to follow given the pelvic thrusts we were witnessing.
I sputtered. “How the hell did that happen?”
“Your subconscious forms the holeo. Therefore, I can guess what movie your subconscious is playing right now.” She snickered and pushed herself to her feet from the hedonistic den of pillows and blankets we had spread across the floor.
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