Barry Loser: I Am Not A Loser by Jim Smith

Author:Jim Smith [Smith, Jim]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781780311227
Publisher: Egmont

Darren was too busy singing about Stuart’s eyebrows to the ‘Happy Birthday’ tune to notice me coming in with my family-size bottle of Fronkle.

I don’t usually drink much Fronkle because my mum says it makes your teeth go short like Granny’s, but I needed it to get my spit gloopy so I could gel my sticking-out back-of-hair down.

That’s what I was doing, licking my palm with gloopy Fronkle-spit and spreading it on to my hair, when Darren faded out his song about Stuart’s fish-finger eyebrows and looked round the sports hall for someone else’s life to ruin.

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