Barry Loser and the trouble with Pets by Jim Smith

Author:Jim Smith [Smith, Jim]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Egmont

Tutting Snoggles

The next morning I woke up before any of the other Losers and crept upstairs to bed, then got out of it again, pretending I’d been in there all night.

‘Fetch the remote control, Hamburger!’ I ordered my brand new sausage dog as I strolled into the front room, but he just smiled up at me, his tongue hanging out.

‘Very well, doggy,’ I said, slumping on the sofa. ‘Just stand where my feet are and be my foot stool instead.’

Hamburger jumped on to the sofa, pointed his bum in my face and did a fart.

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