Barry Loser and the birthday billions by Jim Smith

Author:Jim Smith [Smith, Jim]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781780317786
Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers

Apart from the SHNOZINATOR 9000, my life was pretty keel. I had a nice enough mum and dad, and my baby brother Des wasn’t that bad as long as I ignored him.

‘What else do I want?’ I wondered out loud, and I remembered the present list I’d stuck on the fridge door nineteen and three-quarter weeks before:

‘Oh my unkeelness!’ I cried. ‘I want number two!’

‘Hey everybody, Bday Barry needs a poo!’ cried Bunky in his stupid granny voice, and they all did a sniggle.

‘That’s not what I meant!’ I said. ‘

There’s a toilet in Feeko’s up the road!’ said Bunky, grabbing my arm. ‘Hurry Bday Barry, I’ll get you there before you do your number two!’

Download

Copyright Disclaimer:
This site does not store any files on its server. We only index and link to content provided by other sites. Please contact the content providers to delete copyright contents if any and email us, we'll remove relevant links or contents immediately.