Animal Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone by Michele C. Hollow

Author:Michele C. Hollow [Hollow, Michele C.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 978-1-4645-0315-3
Publisher: Enslow Publishers, Inc.
Published: 2011-09-15T00:00:00+00:00

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When is a well-dressed lion like a weed?

When he's a dandelion (dandy lion).

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Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Gorilla.

Gorilla who?

Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry.

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Why is it hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

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Image Credit: © Clipart.com

Monkeys make marshmallow milkshakes.

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A boa constrictor named Larry

was fully unable to carry.

No arms had the snake,

so for convenience's sake,

an octopus Larry did marry.

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