Anal Probes Suck Ass (Unlikely Bountyhunters Book 2) by Michael Todd & Michael Anderle

Author:Michael Todd & Michael Anderle [Todd, Michael]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: LMBPN Publishing
Published: 2021-06-22T16:00:00+00:00

Chapter Thirteen

Ship carried Meehix with the briefcase, and John with his dead-ass-weight a short, safe distance from Victor’s fortress, set down and lowered the ramp. Meehix was proud of herself for not dropping either of them during the short flight.

She rushed halfway up the ramp, tossed the briefcase inside, and hurried back to John. After a failed attempt to carry him, she let out a whiff of what she used to use with her cousin, who had often passed out when they used to party together and had also been too heavy to carry.

It revived him long enough for him to make it up the ramp on his own with minimal assistance. She guided him to the pilot’s seat and managed to slide his hands into the controls before he passed out again.

“I had just enough residue left of John’s DNA to be able to move with the programming Hannah provided, but it was running low.”

“Nice hanging in there, Ship. I’ll take it from here.” She slipped her hands over John’s and guided them all back to a safe hovering distance.

Below, she could see the prisoners winning the battles with Victor’s guards as they fought their way to various craft, some ground, some air, and made their escapes to freedom as best they could.

Not done yet.

“Ship? Weapons at the ready!”

“No need to shout. I’m right here.”

“I’ll hover us. You lay down some ground fire.”

“On it, Hix.”

The escaping future slaves, now having air support, suddenly found their pursuers running for their lives. The one who was leading the escapees looked up. She hadn’t had time to learn his name back in the dungeons, but he waved two of her spears at her.

Ship did his version of a nod, and Meehix got them the hell out of there.

“May I inquire as to how far we are going?”

“I think we’re far enough away now. Can you do one of those disguise yourself as something else things that you did back on Kdack 3a?”

“Will a small random asteroid aimlessly drifting be acceptable?”

“Works for me.” She took her hands off of John’s and let Ship drift as she headed back to the floor above the ramp and returned with the briefcase and took her copilot’s seat.

“With all of the recent commotion, I neglected to welcome you both back on board, Meehix…are you Meehix again or still Hix?”

“Meehix again for now, Ship. Good to be back.”

“Obviously, you raided the dungeons successfully. How did your raiding of the loot go?”

“We’re about to find out.”

“Muffflyflroomp,” came the voice from the Kdackan occupying the pilot’s seat.

“No onboard translators available for that one, I’m afraid.”

“Returning to the land of the conscious are we, Jojerkoff?”

“Maybe? Do I smell blueberries?”

Meehix hadn’t been able to help herself, so glad that she and John had survived and he was finally coming out of his self-inflicted giggle gun haze.

“Yes, John,” she admitted, “you smell blueberries.”

John rubbed his eyes and stretched out his back. “I love the smell of your farts.”

“For the sake of all gods anyone ever imagined,” she was torn between a slap and a hug, “I don’t fart.

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