Worst. Holiday. Ever. by Charlie Higson

Author:Charlie Higson [Higson, Charlie]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9780241414798
Publisher: Penguin Random House Children's UK
Published: 2021-02-19T00:00:00+00:00

I don’t know how many people die in parachute accidents every year, but before we came away I did look up on the internet how many people have accidents on holiday. Which I know I shouldn’t have done. I thought it might make me less anxious. It didn’t. It had the opposite effect: 500,000 British people got into trouble on their holidays last year; 20,000 lost their passports; 3,500 of them ended up in hospital and 4,000 actually died.

Died!

On holiday.

And that’s only the British people.

‘Where are you going on holiday this year?’

‘Heaven.’

I turn to Jess, who’s smiling.

‘This is going to be so cool, isn’t it?’ she says.

‘Yeah,’ I say, ‘cool.’ Trying to sound casual, trying to sound like I do this sort of thing every day. When what I actually want to say to her is …

Do you know how many people die on holiday every year????

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