Uncle John's Great Big Bathroom Reader by Bathroom Readers' Institute

Author:Bathroom Readers' Institute [Bathroom Readers' Institute]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
ISBN: 1879682699
Publisher: Portable Press
Published: 2012-11-01T11:00:00+00:00

Does not all of this seem like a dream? Well, dear children, you have guessed correctly, and as Uncle Richard’s pipe has gone out, he will now wake up. So, good-bye.

GREASY, GRIMY GOPHER GUTS

We were looking for some new ways to entertain you, when someone came up with the idea of a singalong/poetry reading. You know, while you’re sitting in there, you can make some...uh...other kinds of noise. But we wondered—what should we include? That’s when Aunt Jenny came up with a book called Greasy, Grimy Gopher Guts, compiled by Joseph Sherman and T.K.F. Weisskopf. Its full of those ditties you used to know when you were in 1st grade. Sing it out, now! (Explain it to your family later.)

(Sung to the tune of

“The Old Grey Mare”)

Great green gobs of greasy,

grimy gopher guts,

Mutilated monkey meat,

Little birdies’ dirty feet.

Great green gobs of greasy,

grimy gopher guts,

And I forgot my spoon.

Jingle Bells, Santa smells,

A million miles away.

Stuffed his nose With Cheerios

And ate them all the way—hey!

I’m gonna go eat worms.

Big ones and little ones,

Ishy guishy squishy ones,

I’m gonna go eat worms.

I’m gonna die,

Everybody cry,

I’m gonna eat some worms.

Eeny meeny miney moe,

Catch your teacher by the toe.

If he squirms, squeeze it tight

Then you take a great big bite.

‘Twas the night before

Christmas

And all through the garage,

Not a creature was stirring,

Not even the Dodge.

The tires were hung by the

chimney with care.

In hopes that St. Nicholas

would fill them with air.

Little Miss Muffet

Sat on a tuffet

Eating her curds and whey.

Along came a spider

And sat down beside her

And she ate that, too.

Mary had a little lamb.

She fed it castor oil.

And everywhere that Mary went,

It fertilized the soil.

(To be sung to the tune of

“The Star-Spangled Banner”)

Oo-oh say can you see

Any bedbugs on me?

If you do, pick a few—

’Cause I got them from you.

Why did Aztec women paint their teeth red? To offset their blue tattoos.

Download

Copyright Disclaimer:
This site does not store any files on its server. We only index and link to content provided by other sites. Please contact the content providers to delete copyright contents if any and email us, we'll remove relevant links or contents immediately.