This May Sound Crazy by Abigail Breslin

Author:Abigail Breslin
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: HarperCollins
Published: 2015-08-21T04:00:00+00:00

Here’s perhaps a better conversation starter:

“Hey, did you hear Mumford & Sons is releasing a new album? Mentally preparing myself for all the feels.”

Band is interchangeable, but at least it’s something he can react to. At least it’s something you’d both want to talk about—unlike stepping in cat hair balls, which, let’s face it, less said about cat hair balls in general, the better. Anyway, the conversation will go even better if you make sure it’s a band or movie or book or whatever that you BOTH like. If you just look through his likes on fb and choose something randomly, chances are you’re gonna look really dumb when he starts asking you questions and you have NOTHING. I have done this many a time, most notably when I was fifteen and a guy I liked (who my friends and I refer to as “Voldemort” but “Voldi” for short) told me he was really into dubstep.

At the time, I thought he was the sun, the stars, and the moon and all that was holy in the world, so naturally when he talked about deadmau5 and Modestep, I pretended to know exactly what he was talking about. I thought I’d be cool and prove that I knew my stuff (which I didn’t), and proceeded to spend the rest of the night researching different dubstep artists. I really liked “Promises” by Skrillex when I listened to it on YouTube, probably cuz it was the most pop one I could find. (I was fifteen—DON’T HATE.) I posted the link to the lyric video on Facebook that night so that he would see it and realize I had been a dub fan way before I knew he was into it, too. Then he’d know that I definitely wasn’t pretending to like it just to impress him (which I totally was, but yeah). I wasn’t surprised when I woke up in the morning to see he had commented on the link. Nailed it, I thought.

That was until I noticed that his comment linked to a meme that said, “If the only dubstep artist she knows is Skrillex, she’s too young for you, bro.”

WHICH WAS RICH CUZ HE WAS YOUNGER THAN ME—BUT OK, SASS.

Sorry for that long tangent. I APOLOGIZE, but I’m still not over it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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