This Ain't Love (Harry Dukes Book 1) by AJ Love

Author:AJ Love [Love, AJ]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2019-02-13T16:00:00+00:00

If I’ve seen one dick pic, I’ve seen them all.

Honestly, why do guys think this is what women want? They’re so weird looking, and actually kind of daunting when you think about it. I mean those ugly little peckers literally go inside of you, like foreign bodies, or a temporary implant. God help us, we let them. Sometimes even beg for it.

Jesus.

I’m creeping myself out.

I really need to stop checking my social media. It just isn't worth this.

I look accusingly at the red cup in my hand, and the unknown substance filling it. What the hell am I drinking? I don’t even know. I’ve had three of these already. I’ve literally just been accepting whatever the hell is passed to me since I got here.

I’m a goddamn train wreck of a human being.

“The rest of your guys are here,” Ria whispers in my ear as I place the cup down and shove my cell back into my bra.

It’s hard to take my best friend serious right now with her costume. She’s supposed to be a cute kitten, but she’s more of a skanky alley cat. Not that I can say anything, really. I’m hardly looking like a nun in my Harajuku girl costume. But I really liked the long blue wig, so whatever. It’s got glitter.

I follow her gaze and watch Ty, Cameron and Luke walk through the house towards the back of the kitchen where their other friends are waiting. I’ve already seen Hunter with his usual group of assholes and skanks, and Adam with that preppy crowd he runs with. I figured it wouldn’t be long before I saw these three—again. They’ve been here for hours, not that I told Ri that. She would have insisted we go over there. My stalker brain is so clued into everything Cameron right now, that I knew the second he arrived. Damn if he doesn’t look all kinds of hot in his fireman costume. And by fireman costume, I mean fireman costume, sans shirt. Why couldn’t he just dress up as a gross deadbeat dad? Or some sloth-like creature.

Why, world? Just why?

I shrug, though it goes against everything I’m feeling. “They’re not my guys.”

Ria laughs. “Yeah, sure thing, Blakey.”

“They’re not.” I move around her and over to the kitchen counter, squeezing past Frankenstein’s monster to pour myself a drink. “And besides, why do I care where they are?”

Ria smirks, looking over my shoulder. “Well I’m sure you at least care about one of their whereabouts, especially considering that he’s getting real close with some tacky blonde.”

“I’m a tacky blonde.” I laugh, turning slightly to see what she’s looking at. Slowly I take a sip of my drink and study the girl Cameron is feeling up. A nurse? Really. The fireman and the nurse. You can’t write this stuff. My stomach constricts a little, a jab of surprise jealousy settling there, but I shove it aside. That’s not good. I need to stop drinking. This is obviously some side effect from taking in too many unknown substances in the form of alcohol.

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