Sticky White Mess by Robert Bevan

Author:Robert Bevan [Robert Bevan]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: DeadPixel Publications
Published: 2014-02-03T07:00:00+00:00

Dear Julian,

If you're reading this letter, then that means you're alive, and that's a good thing. It also means you're heading in the wrong direction. The surface is up, silly.

I've got to hand it to you, you were right. You'll be happy to know that, somehow or another, I've mastered the Invisibility spell. It came in very handy for stealing the driders' treasure and sneaking past them. So I'd like to thank you for that, and for a wonderful adventure. You really know how to show a girl a good time.

I regret having to tell you that I'm not in the market for a romantic relationship at present. You're a lovely elf with a big heart, and there's a more deserving female elf that I'm sure you'll make very happy one day. Please respect my privacy and do not try to look for me. We wouldn't want things to get awkward, would we?

Know that I'll treasure the memory of today, and I'll never forget you.

Sincerely,

D.

XOXOXO

P.S.

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