Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed by Jeremy Greenberg

Author:Jeremy Greenberg
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
ISBN: 9781449432119
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC
Published: 2013-11-12T22:00:00+00:00

Macho

Name: Didjeradoo

Age: 16 Years

Re: Don’t flatter yourself; it’s involuntary

Dear Butt Scratcher,

Thousands of years ago, when kitties first domesticated humans, we did it so that someone would scratch our butts. We also trained you to scoop our clumps and hunt cans of tuna. But scratching our furry fannies is really why we allow you to share our homes. Before you start getting all full of yourself, you should know that my raised tail is not the offer it appears to be. “Elevator Butt” is actually a leftover response from when I was a kitty and my mommy would help me go potty. That’s right, Butt Scratcher, you are my very own personal laxative! Though, now it just feels good, and it really doesn’t help me go potty. But don’t feel bad, Butt Scratcher. When I go potty, I do think of you—especially when it’s in the living room while you’re away on a business trip.

Love,

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