Satan's Sword (Imp Book 2) by Dunbar Debra

Author:Dunbar, Debra [Dunbar, Debra]
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
Publisher: Anessa Books
Published: 2012-10-07T16:00:00+00:00

Chapter 17

“I hope they don’t card me,” I told Wyatt as I surveyed my Halloween form in the car rear view mirror. “The only place I have to stick my license is up my ass.”

We’d managed to find an out-of-the-way place to park where I felt reasonably safe leaving my Corvette, and I’d been able to create the large, unwieldy portions of my costume uninterrupted. It had taken a while. Wyatt was irritated. He seemed to be cheering up now that we were parked and the prospect of a beverage was within his reach.

“I have a man-purse I can put it in.” Wyatt eyed the pouch-looking bag with amusement. He was dressed as an elf. Not one of the Keebler elves. More like the Orlando Bloom, Lord of the Rings, kind of elf. I’d just about passed out laughing when I saw his costume. From what I could gather, the vampires and the elves hated each other. Wyatt going to their party dressed as an elf would be like going to a Bar Mitzvah in a Hitler costume. Of course the irony was lost on Wyatt, who couldn’t figure out what was so funny about the outfit. I’d explained what little I knew about vampires to him, and had managed to tell him how gloriously inappropriate his costume would be before I dissolved into another fit of laughter. Wyatt had offered to change, but I insisted it was brilliant, and I wouldn’t have him wear anything different.

“Good idea,” I told him as I stuffed my license, some money and my car keys into the bag. “Better not run off on me with some hot looking Lady Godiva, you’ve got my car keys.”

We walked the five blocks up the road to the club while I goosed Wyatt with my tail. I’d changed my mind about the tail thing. It felt weird. It wasn’t an appendage I normally wore, but it was growing on me. I’d made it furry like my lower half, and jointed it considerably so I could swish it around like a cat, making sure to put tiny joints in the end so it acted as a finger. I foresaw an evening of fun with that tail.

We attracted a lot of attention just walking up the street, although honestly most of the attention was on me. I heard people speculating how I got my legs to bend in the manner of a goat with the little hooves, and much admiration on my wings. In response, I stretched out a wing behind Wyatt, arching and rustling it a bit. The ”Ooooo” noises were very gratifying.

Once we reached the doorman at the club, suddenly all the attention was on Wyatt. The vampire at the door stiffened, like someone had put a rod up his ass, and glared at my elf.

“Is this your idea of a joke?” he asked, incensed. “I don’t care if you’re invited; you’re not getting in dressed like that.”

“What a shame,” I replied. “And we were so looking forward to the party.

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