I Went on an Adventure and All I Got Was This Barbarian Orc: Crack Fantasy Adventure Chapters 1-5 by Jennifer Cody

Author:Jennifer Cody [Cody, Jennifer]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2024-02-20T00:00:00+00:00

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I don’t have time to seriously worry about why I feel like my magic is completely refilled after a ten minute nap because Berklak starts the battle with a war cry that sends mixed signals through my body and tells my dick that it’s go time. It’s definitely not that kind of go time, but I take the signal and run with it in the appropriate direction. Zombies are ridiculously easy to kill and as stupid as—well, as stupid as brainless zombies. They’re driven by nothing more than the instinct to reproduce, but so as long as no one gets bit and hides it, we can end this outbreak here and now.

Over the din of the battle, I project my voice, using a little amplification spell. “If you get bit, holler for me so I can heal you!”

I don’t even need to touch them since zombies are well within my domain. All I have to do is pull the magic out of them before they turn. I can do that with the zombies as well, but with the full-fledged zombies we’re fighting, it would take an array.

Hmm. There’s an idea. It’s a rather simple array, just a funnel to take the power inside them and move it into me.

Looking around, I find my protectors have me surrounded while Berklak takes on the brunt of the force we’re fighting. Feeling as safe as I can be in the midst of a battle, I duck down and start drawing the array in the dirt. It takes me longer to make it because I draw it bigger than I normally would, but normally I’m defeating zombie spiders that I created, soooo…

Listen, sometimes necromancers get bored, and sometimes we might find ourselves in labyrinths, and sometimes we create mock battles in order to keep from going stir crazy. I’m not saying I do this, I’m just saying it happens sometimes.

Anyway, as soon as it’s drawn, I pull another piece of ironbark out and speak the preservation spell over it. It works wonders, so I holler at Tavia and Frost, who’re working together to keep the zombie horde away from me. “If you shove them into my array I can take the magic out of them!”

The first zombie into the array is thrown there by Armus, who somehow ends up on his back and tosses the zombie on him into my array with his feet. The array immediately pulls the magic out of the zombie and I grab the corpse to move it out of the way.

“I got this,” one of the spirit guardians announces, pulling the body out of my array. “Go heal my person,” he says.

I immediately see one of the dwarves decapitate a zombie that got her arm.

I snap at the wound, pulling the contagious magic out of it. The wound doesn’t heal immediately, but it does stop bleeding, and that’s good enough for now.

Another zombie flies into my array and collapses, and I hear my name. I pull the magic out

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