Color Me a Crime by Tonya Kappes

Author:Tonya Kappes [Kappes, Tonya]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781481057950
Publisher: Tonya Kappes
Published: 2012-11-17T00:00:00+00:00

Chapter Fifteen

After everyone has gone home and things settle down, I lumber down the hall in my pj’s and retrieve the 4Play envelope, my laptop and the goodies I found at Buddy’s cabin.

If I am going to play the part of a porn star, I’m sure there is some sort of protocol or porn dancing that I can learn to imitate.

Back in my room, I shut the door, and open the laptop up. I hold my breath as I put the DVD in. I’m proud to say that I have never watched a skin flick…until now.

“Close your eyes.” I cover Herbie’s eyes, his little grey eyebrows sticking up. “You don’t need to see this nasty stuff.”

He is happy to lie down, and before the DVD starts, he is snoring.

Bam chicka bam bam.

The typical porn music plays along with the one-and-only Queen of Porn herself, Linda Minx. She slinks on the screen sporting nothing but a fabulous long black fur.

“I wonder what PETA thinks about this?” There is a big movement in the PETA organization with stars. Every night I see a different movie star doused with crazy things like blood, paint, feces and more gross things by a member of PETA.

My mouth drops as I watch the naked man walk up behind her with a big gun and some sort of dead animal slung over his shoulder.

“Baby, I got you another fur.” He turns around, his tight butt and the face of a bear takes up the entire scene.

The sultry music starts again. He gently lays the carcass on the floor, and sweeps Linda in his arms.

I look away. There is no freaking way I am going to be able to do this. I pace in the floor in front of my bed and Herbie looks up at me.

“I’m going to have to figure this out before the cameras start to roll.” I talk to Herbie like he completely understands what I’m saying. Sometimes I do believe he understands me. He’s the only male that loves me for me. “I can keep the Lucy Liu look-alike busy, while Erin snoops around. Before filming, Erin can pull me out and say that this isn’t the right script for a star like me.”

Herbie puts his head back down. At least this is a plan. Maybe not a good one, but at least it is a plan.

I can’t take anymore of Felicia and her hunter. I turn the computer off and dump out the 4Play envelop contents onto the bed.

The contents include a script and three pasties. Holding them up, there are two that are the same size and one slightly larger.

“No way,” I gasp when I realize this is my outfit.

Download

Copyright Disclaimer:
This site does not store any files on its server. We only index and link to content provided by other sites. Please contact the content providers to delete copyright contents if any and email us, we'll remove relevant links or contents immediately.