Beautiful Ink by S L Romines

Author:S L Romines
Language: eng
Format: azw3, epub
ISBN: 9781539731948
Publisher: S.L. Romines
Published: 2016-10-24T04:00:00+00:00

Chapter Nine

“Welcome to Beautiful Ink. One of these bitches will be right with you.”

What. The. Actual. Fuck?

“Take a seat over there and wait your fuckin’ turn or I’ll cut you in the neck.”

I waste no time in rushing over to the counter. “Vivian? What the hell are you doing?”

My cousin cuts her eyes up at me and continues to flip through a magazine completely oblivious to her own asshattery.

“What the hell are you doing here? Aren’t you supposed to be at home being lazy, eating bonbons and slurping on Slade’s cockalicious peen?”

I look around the shop. It’s chaotic with a full waiting area and none of the other girls around. The only one manning the shop is Vivian. Really?

“Where’s everyone at, and why are you the only one here?”

Vivian closes the magazine. “Chelle’s piercing a set of droopy balls, Ashley’s back there trying to convince some poor bastard that Cosplay is a way of life and that he should try it, Ren is giving some prissy, foofoo chick a unicorn tattoo, Jules went with Crys to get lunch and my ass is starvin’ Marvin right about now. I could eat the southbound end of a skunk.”

“Fuck me running that dude’s nuggets are hairier than a wildebeest. Makes ya wanna gag, and it doesn’t help that he’s back there about to lose his lunch. It’s a tiny little prick for fuck’s sake! Get it? Little prick?” Chelle elbows Vivian in the arm and still has no clue that I’m in the shop until Vivian motions over to me with her eyes. Chelle looks up and smiles a big ass toothy grin. “You’re back, bitch!”

Surprise hits me when a loud screech from Ash’s mouth comes veering around the corner. The surprise is quickly replaced with utter shock when I see how she’s dressed.

“Why?” I asked in an exasperated tone unsure of what the woman must’ve been thinking when she got dressed this morning. Sometimes I wonder if her brain is even wired right or if she was dropped on her head as a baby. Both of her brows rise. She has no clue what I’m talking about. I wave my hands around, motioning to her outfit. “Have you seen yourself today? You look like a creepy piece of broccoli.”

Ashley looks down at her disaster of an outfit and shrugs. “You don’t recognize me?”

“Yeah. You look like that broccoli I ate last night.”

“Well, for your information,” she replies, smoothing her hands down the front of her white top and booty shorts. “I’m the female version of The Joker, and not the played out nineteen-nineties Joker. Oh, no. I’m channeling Jared’s bad ass version ‘cause he’s hot as fuckity-fuck. We’re twinsies, and I even have those silvery looking teeth he wore in the movie, too. Wanna see?”

“No, I don’t.”

“Okay, I’ll show ya!” Ashley turns around and skips over to the counter. Disappearing behind it for what seems like the longest two minutes in history, she shuffles through what I can only imagine is her

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