Yo Ho, Ha Ha! Pirate Jokes for Kids by Unknown

Author:Unknown
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Xist Publishing
Published: 2019-01-29T00:00:00+00:00

Because he left it off the hook!

How did the pirate know she found land?

She was shore of it!

What did the pirate say to the jokester?

Aye, walk the prank!

What’s a pirate’s favorite arrrticle of clothing?

Avest!

What is a pirate’s wife’s name?

Peggy!

This pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible!” “What do you mean?” the pirate replies, “I’m fine.” The bartender says, “But what about that wooden leg? You didn’t have that before.” “Well,” says the pirate, “we were in a battle at sea and a cannonball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I’m fine, really.” “Yeah,” says the bartender, “but what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands!” “Well,” says the pirate, “we were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off, but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really.” “Oh,” says the bartender, “What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes.” “Well,” says the pirate, “One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them pooped in my eye.” “So,” replied the bartender, “what happened? You couldn’t have lost an eye just from that!” “Well,” says the pirate, “It was me first day with the hook!”

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