We Want to be On the Telly by Jeremy Strong & Jeremy Strong

Author:Jeremy Strong & Jeremy Strong
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9780141944098
Publisher: Penguin Books Ltd
Published: 2010-03-25T04:00:00+00:00

THE PINK RHINOCEROS!

‘Quick!’ cried Dad. ‘Get out the back!’

We rushed out to the garden and looked up. We were just in time to see a giant pink rhino’s bottom sliding backwards down the roof and heading straight for us.

‘Quick!’ cried Dad. ‘Get back in!’

Faster and faster went the rhino, bringing down tiles with it. Faster and faster in a great scraping roar of noise until it reached the edge of the roof, shot over the gutter and plummeted down, down, down until –

SPLOOOOPPP!

Gigantic blobs of rice pudding came flying out of the pond in every direction as the back half of the pink rhinoceros landed with its bottom fair and square in the middle of the pond. Rice pudding thudded against the house, splattering the door and windows until we couldn’t even see out.

At the same time there was a dreadful CRUNCH! from the front of the house. We rushed to the front room and stared out of the window. The rhino had obviously snapped in half on top of our roof and the front half had slid down and crash-landed on to the garden path, blocking our front door.

Silence. Mum and Dad stared at the shattered creature and then at each other. ‘I’ll make a pot of tea,’ said Mum sadly.

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