The Ultimate Kid's Joke Book by Peter Coup

The Ultimate Kid's Joke Book by Peter Coup

Author:Peter Coup
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Jokes
ISBN: 9781782122708
Publisher: Arcturus Digital Limited
Published: 2019-09-03T15:44:13+00:00


What do you call a lazy skeleton?

Bone idle!

How does a vampire clean his castle?

With a victim cleaner!

Why do ghosts catch colds so easily?

They get chilled to the marrow!

What do you call a scary, boney creature that staggers around making strange wailing noises?

A supermodel making a record!

Why do ghosts go back to the same place every year for their holidays?

They like their old haunts best!

What should you say when a vampire gives you a present?

Fang you very much!

How do you know when there is a horrible monster under your bed?

You don’t - that’s what makes it so scary!



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