The Neighborhood Stink by Dave Keane

Author:Dave Keane
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: HarperCollins
Published: 2006-09-17T04:00:00+00:00

“Hi, Sherlock,” a voice suddenly says from behind me.

For the first time ever, my blood really does turn cold. Ice-water cold. Antarctica cold. No matter how bad life gets for me in the future, this will be one of the true low points. Why? This giggled greeting came from Sharon Sheldon, the smartest kid in my class and probably the most popular girl in our whole entire school.

“I’m sort of busy, Sharon,” I say without turning around to face her.

“Yeah, it looks like it,” she snickers. “Did you lose your house keys when you lost your pants?”

“What pants?” I say, as if it’s perfectly normal to stand on your welcome mat in your underwear.

“Or are you trying to unlock that door with your sandwich?” she asks, really enjoying herself now.

I wish this day could start all over again.

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