The Grossest Joke Book Ever! by Bathroom Readers' Institute

Author:Bathroom Readers' Institute
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Portable Press

What’s the difference between head lice and dandruff?

Head lice is crunchier.

What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish before bed?

You’ll rise and shine in the morning.

What’s the difference between a worm and a cookie?

A worm doesn’t fall apart when you dunk it in milk.

Why did the boy eat the firefly?

He wanted a light snack.

What’s the hardest vegetable to swallow?

The artichoke.

How do lunch ladies keep flies out of the cafeteria?

They let them taste the food.

Why should you finish your plate when you eat school lunch?

So it won’t be someone else’s lunch tomorrow.

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