The Everything Kids' Joke Book by Michael Dahl

Author:Michael Dahl [Dahl, Michael]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 978-1-4405-2239-0
Publisher: F+W Media, Inc.
Published: 2001-10-07T04:00:00+00:00

Mother: Why did you kick your little brother in the stomach?

Jimmy: He turned around.

Teacher: How do you make antifreeze?

Rosie: Steal her blanket.

The real-estate agent told the family, “I’ll be honest with you. This house has its good points as well as its bad points.”

“What are the bad points?” asked the father.

“Just north of here is a toxic waste dump. And just south is a huge hog farm.”

“What are the good points?” asked the mother.

“You can always tell which way the wind is blowing.”

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