The Book Of Ordinary Oracles: Use Pocket Change, Popsicle Sticks, a TV Remote, this Book, and More to Predict the Future and Answer Your Questions by DuQuette Lon Milo

Author:DuQuette, Lon Milo [DuQuette, Lon Milo]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: RedWheelWeiser
Published: 2012-04-17T04:00:00+00:00

The Tarot of the Painful Truth

The Tarot of the Painful Truth is just that—painful. Some of the answers you'll read below may sound harsh, but they are intended to be so. They are intended to wake you up and shake you loose. So formulate your question carefully, draw the card or roll the dice, and, no matter what you think your question is, your answer is…

0. The Fool

You're being an idiot here. Forget everything you've heard about divine innocence, spiritual purity, and Parsifal. You've drawn this card because you've either done, or are about to do, the most embarrassingly stupid thing. Your friends, your enemies, your family, your coworkers, your mailman—they're all going to see what an idiot you are. The only person who is not getting the message is you! The fact that you need a tarot card to inform you of this fact is proof positive that you really are embarrassingly stupid. Don't try to put a good spin on this card. Don't shuffle and draw again. Don't try to read your own cards again until the situation that caused you to ask this question has resolved itself without any stupid, ill-timed, ill-conceived, ill-executed interference from you.

1. The Magician

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