The Amazing Book of Knock Knock Jokes by Jack Goldstein

Author:Jack Goldstein
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: joke, knock, lol, rofl, hilarious, roflmao, lmao, funny, irl, laugh, humour, jokes, side split, injury, joking, just for laughs, giggle, children, guffaw, comedy
ISBN: 9781785382963
Publisher: Andrews UK Limited 2015
Published: 2015-10-06T00:00:00+00:00

Criminal Jokes

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Convex.

Convex who?

Convex go to prison!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Irish stew.

Irish stew who?

Irish stew in the name of the law!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dishes the police, so open up!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

The KGB.

The KGB who?

The KGB will ask the questions around here!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Robin.

Robin who?

Robin you - put your hands up!

Knock Some More

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Police.

Police who?

Police hurry up and let me in!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Mikey.

Mikey who?

Mikey doesn’t fit the lock any more!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Isabell.

Isabell who?

Isabell not working then?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Althea.

Althea who?

Althea later if you’re not coming out now!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dishes a very nice house!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ivor.

Ivor who?

Ivor you let me in or I’ll kick this door down!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

A herd.

A herd who?

A herd you were in so I came knocking!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Figs.

Figs who?

Figs your doorbell, it’s broken!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry up, it’s freezing out here!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Iowa.

Iowa who?

Iowa big apology to you: I’ve got the wrong house!

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