Scary School by Derek the Ghost

Author:Derek the Ghost
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: HarperCollins

Chapter Twelve

A Horrible Halloween

At regular schools, Halloween is the one day every year when everyone and everything is allowed to be scary.

At Scary School it’s the exact opposite. Because it’s always scary at Scary School, Halloween is the one day when absolutely nothing is scary.

Every teacher is as sweet as can be and isn’t allowed to tear off limbs, maim, or eat any of the kids. Dr. Dragonbreath even takes down his rules, and so Charles Nukid and Cindy Chan looked at each other for the first time during class. The gargoyles went on vacation, the Venus flytraps went to sleep, and Mrs. T put corks on her teeth.

This year on Halloween, Principal Headcrusher decided that every student should come to school dressed up in a Halloween costume for a costume contest. The winner’s prize would be a dragon-back ride with Dr. Dragonbreath as he flew above Goblin Hill on his daily patrol.

Every kid was scared to death of winning the costume contest. They were sure Dr. Dragonbreath would eat them during the ride, so nobody wore a costume on Halloween. The only two who came dressed up were Fred and Charles Nukid. Fred came dressed up as a dragon hunter. The kids were now certain that Fred had a death wish.

Charles Nukid came dressed as Dr. Dragonbreath’s Rule Number Five. He was sure he would have the scariest costume and was really hoping to win. Charles Nukid liked Dr. Dragonbreath because he was the only thing, man or beast, who liked rules as much as he did.

During Ms. Fang’s class, the kids were relishing their one day of guaranteed safety.

Jason took out his chainsaw and sawed everyone’s desks into kid-sized hockey sticks. The class played a game of hockey while Ms. Fang was trying to teach a lesson on fractions. At first she was furious that she couldn’t suck the blood of the students causing the commotion, but soon she realized that her lesson in fractions had been put to practical use since Jason had cut all the desks into perfectly proportioned hockey sticks. Satisfied with her remarkable teaching, Ms. Fang sat back at her desk and cheered the classroom hockey game.

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