Robot Riot! by Andy Griffiths

Author:Andy Griffiths [Griffiths, Andy]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Pan Macmillan Australia

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Ten pieces of evidence that prove beyond a doubt that Roberta is a robot

1.

She has a photographic memory. (Knows the school handbook off by heart.)

2.

She has a name that sounds like ‘robot’. (Roberta.)

3.

She knows the Dewey decimal classification system off by heart.

4.

She is super-serious. (Doesn’t laugh at jokes.)

5.

She has no imagination. (Doesn’t believe in imaginary horses or zombies.)

6.

She does not feel fear. (Touched a spider.)

7.

She has super-human intelligence. (See numbers 1 and 3 of this list.)

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