People of Walmart by Adam Kipple Andrew Kipple Luke Wherry

Author:Adam Kipple, Andrew Kipple, Luke Wherry
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Published: 2010-08-02T00:00:00+00:00

UTAH

YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME

I was in our local Walmart today with my mother and my twelve-year-old daughter. We were all very tired from our spring break outing and were in the store picking up a few needed items. It was early in the afternoon on a Friday, and the store was very busy. A “lady” (and I use that term loosely) in her early twenties with tri-colored pink, black, and purple hair was behind me with a cart. She hit the back of my foot three times with her cart.

After the third time I turned around and said, “Excuse me.”

She replied, “If your fat ass would walk a little faster I wouldn’t have to keep hitting you.” We exchanged some very colorful words that then ended in me saying “bite me.” By now we had drawn a crowd.

Her reply to my “bite me” comment was, “You are more than a mouthful.”

I then turned to her, stuck out my chest, ran my hand firmly across my breast, and said, “Oh baby you know you want me and you would love every minute of it, just admit it.” My mother disappeared into a different aisle in the store and my twelve-year-old hung her head in shame.

LOVE IT, LOVE IT. Note: I am a BBW and proud of it.

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