Penthouse Uncensored VI by Penthouse International
Author:Penthouse International [PENTHOUSE INTERNATIONAL]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: FIC005000
ISBN: 9780759569997
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Published: 2006-12-18T05:00:00+00:00
THIS IS YOUR WIFE
It all started as a joke.
I have been the breadwinner in the family since my wife and I married ten years ago, but women’s lib has had its effects. Practically from the day we got back from our honeymoon, Doreen started complaining about how she always gets stuck doing the housework. After ten years of listening to this, I finally got tired of hearing it.
I told her to take a day off from her housework to go and do whatever she wanted to do. “I’ll be the wife for a change,” I said. We decided to put my plan into effect the very next day.
After sleeping in till almost noon, she had breakfast in bed, which I provided. Then she went off to go get her hair done, and see an afternoon movie. Meanwhile, I thought I’d have a little fun. As soon as she left the house I decided to get into some of her clothes. I put on a pair of her panties, a slip and one of her bras, which I stuffed with tissue paper to give myself some tits. I even shaved my legs, which was more fun than I’d expected. Doreen keeps a few boxes of her old shoes in the basement, and I found a stretched-out pair of high-heel pumps that fit me perfectly.
Once I was completely dressed, I got to work. The way I’d planned it, when she got back to the house I’d be swabbing the floor and bitching about how awful it was to be the woman of the house.
Now I’ll tell you something weird. While I was doing all of this I was getting turned on! I don’t know what did it; maybe it was the feel of those silk panties against my balls or something, but I really started getting off, walking around the house in a dress, lingerie and high heels. The strangest thing of all was that I couldn’t get over how good I looked, and every time I passed by the living-room mirror I’d stand there, lift up my skirt and parade back and forth.
The hours passed and my wife still wasn’t back, so I jerked myself off while looking into the mirror. Soon afterward, while I finished up the housework and got ready to cook dinner, I got another huge erection. There I was in the kitchen, making salad dressing from scratch, with this crazy hard-on pounding between my newly shaved legs. I was rubbing them together to feel the smoothness, when all of a sudden I heard Doreen’s voice behind me.
“Well, well! What’s all this?”
I figured my joke was going to be a hit—but when I looked up, there was Doreen with her best friend Jana, standing in the doorway and staring at me in disbelief! I was trapped. I didn’t have anywhere to run.
“Doreen,” Jana said, “you never told me!”
“This is my . . . husband,” Doreen said. “I believe you’ve met.”
“You mean your wife, don’t you?” Jana replied.
I started to explain to them that it was all just a joke, but they wouldn’t even let me finish.
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