Odysseus by Unknown
Author:Unknown
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Canelo Books
Published: 2016-08-12T00:00:00+00:00
Chapter Four
Achilles Heel
The Greek army was now hopelessly divided. There were two camps and two leaders.
Agamemnon was furious and took it out on his men. He woke them up at 4 oâclock every morning and made them do exercises: one hundred press-ups, one hundred sit-ups and a five-kilometre run. They became extremely fit but they werenât having much fun.
Meanwhile Achillesâ men spent their days surfing and sunbathing. They were less fit but they had incredible tans.
One morning, as usual, Agamemnonâs troops were charging at sandbags with their lances while Achillesâ army whistled and catcalled and generally indicated that they thought Agamemnonâs men were a bunch of idiots.
Suddenly Odysseus stopped and frowned. âI think I hear something,â he said.
âItâs only Patroclus and the rest of Achillesâ lads,â replied Diomedes.
But Odysseus shook his head. âNo, itâs not that. Itâs a low rumbling noise â like thunder.â
Diomedes could hear it now. So could the rest of the men. They turned towards Troy â and what they saw filled them with terror.
In the middle of the Trojan plain was a solitary figure on a white horse. He was bared to the waist, covered in tattoos and his sword was pointing straight towards Agamemnon. It was Hector, the Trojan hero. Behind him a huge army rumbled out of the Trojan gates: two thousand horsemen in dark blue leather with scarlet sashes, followed by wave upon wave of foot soldiers with axes and scarlet shields.
âGet back to the tents and fetch your weapons!â yelled Agamemnon. But the Trojans were galloping furiously across the plain now and the Greeks had no time. They panicked and started to run this way and that in blind terrorâ¦
Over in Achillesâ camp the men were waiting for their orders. Should they fight? After all it was their fellow Greeks who were under attack. âServes them right,â said Achilles. âLetâs go for a swim.â
Meanwhile, in desperation, Odysseus had drummed a few of his least panicky men into line and Diomedes was passing out the lances which heâd yanked from the sandbags. The first wave of Trojan horsemen burst on them. The Greeks hurled their lances and brought the Trojans tumbling to the ground. They grabbed the dead Trojansâ swords and turned to face the second wave.
More Greeks were running back to help. Agamemnon had found a huge ball and chain and was whirling it round his head, crushing Trojan skulls like coconuts.
Menelaus had ripped up a tent by its tent pole and was thwacking at the legs of the Trojan horses.
Then big Ajax appeared, waving a sword the size of a small tree and carrying a vast shield. Suddenly from behind it a tiny man popped out, threw a tiny lance and disappeared behind the shield again.
âWhoâs that?â asked Odysseus.
âHeâs big Ajaxâs cousin,â explained Diomedes.
âWhatâs his name?â
âLittle Ajax.â
Once more the little man appeared from behind the shield, then â OOOFF â he let out a gasp of surprise. A Trojan spear was sticking right through him.
âStretcher bearers!â shouted big Ajax, and two men came ducking and weaving towards him with a leather stretcher.
Download
This site does not store any files on its server. We only index and link to content provided by other sites. Please contact the content providers to delete copyright contents if any and email us, we'll remove relevant links or contents immediately.
The Power of Myth by Joseph Campbell & Bill Moyers(925)
Half Moon Bay by Jonathan Kellerman & Jesse Kellerman(908)
A Social History of the Media by Peter Burke & Peter Burke(878)
Inseparable by Emma Donoghue(842)
The Nets of Modernism: Henry James, Virginia Woolf, James Joyce, and Sigmund Freud by Maud Ellmann(735)
The Spike by Mark Humphries;(719)
The Complete Correspondence 1928-1940 by Theodor W. Adorno & Walter Benjamin(703)
A Theory of Narrative Drawing by Simon Grennan(702)
Ideology by Eagleton Terry;(655)
Bodies from the Library 3 by Tony Medawar(646)
World Philology by(644)
Culture by Terry Eagleton(641)
Farnsworth's Classical English Rhetoric by Ward Farnsworth(639)
A Reader’s Companion to J. D. Salinger’s The Catcher in the Rye by Peter Beidler(609)
Adam Smith by Jonathan Conlin(605)
Game of Thrones and Philosophy by William Irwin(590)
High Albania by M. Edith Durham(587)
Comic Genius: Portraits of Funny People by(581)
Monkey King by Wu Cheng'en(575)
