My Weird School #7: Mrs. Cooney Is Loony! by Dan Gutman

Author:Dan Gutman
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9780061973475
Publisher: HarperCollins

“So what is she?” Emily asked.

“I have reason to believe,” Andrea said, “that Mrs. Cooney is a…spy.”

We all gasped.

“A spy?” asked Michael.

“You’re talking about the woman I love!” I said.

Andrea got up and paced back and forth from the swings to the seesaw. She looked like one of those detectives in a police movie.

“Think about it,” she said. “Mrs. Cooney is always gathering information on everybody. That’s what spies do. She talks in a whisper, like she doesn’t want anyone to hear her secrets. And she always wears that nurse’s uniform.”

“So?” Michael asked.

“School nurses don’t wear nurse’s uniforms!” Andrea said. “They wear regular clothes like everybody else.”

“Wait a minute,” I said. “You’re saying that Mrs. Cooney can’t be a real nurse because she wears a nurse’s uniform?”

“Exactly!” Andrea said. “It’s the perfect disguise!”

“I don’t believe it,” I said.

“A.J., you’re blinded by love,” Andrea said. “Mrs. Cooney probably came to our school to spy on us, and she’s going to sell the information to some bad guy who’s going to try to take over the world.”

“We’ve got to do something!” said Emily, and she went running off the playground.

“You don’t know anything about spies,” Ryan told Andrea. “I’ve seen lots of spy movies. Spies always wear trench coats and carry briefcases and drive cool cars. They’re always slinking around in the dark and looking in file cabinets. And they’ve got all kinds of cool spy gadgets.”

Michael was right. I’ve seen a lot of spy movies too.

“You watch her,” Andrea said. “You’ll see I’m right.”

It was hard to believe that Mrs. Cooney might really be a spy. But after all, Andrea is a genius who knows everything. She’s right about everything else. Maybe she was right about this, too.

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