Mrs. Patty Is Batty! by Dan Gutman

Author:Dan Gutman
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9780061973338
Publisher: HarperCollins

“You can each take one,” Mrs. Cooney said.

“Uh, do we have to?” I asked.

“Don’t you have any candy?” asked Michael.

“Candy isn’t good for you,” said Mrs. Cooney. “It rots your teeth.”

“I’d rather have rotten teeth than no candy,” I said. But we each took a bag of nuts anyway because that was the closest thing to candy, and we didn’t want to hurt Mrs. Cooney’s feelings. She doesn’t know the first thing about Halloween. You’re not supposed to give out healthy food!

Mrs. Cooney is loony.

Luckily, most people gave us candy. But at one house a man gave each of us a quarter instead. He said he ran out of candy. Getting a quarter is almost as good as getting candy because you can use it to buy candy.

We had been trick-or-treating for some time when we walked past a spooky graveyard. That reminded me of the Halloween Monster again.

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