Mrs. Lilly Is Silly! by Dan Gutman

Author:Dan Gutman
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: HarperCollins

She wrote this in her notebook:

THIRD-GRADE TEACHER

IS AN ILLEGAL ALIEN!

Well, at least that one was true. Mr. Granite is from another planet.

Andrea and I did a bunch of interviews with the grown-ups at our school. When we got back to the classroom, Ryan was the only other kid who was there. He said that he and Michael didn’t find anything interesting when they were going through the garbage can, so they decided to split up and work separately.

Andrea was all proud of herself for digging up dirt, and she showed Mrs. Lilly her notebook:

MRS. YONKERS SETS FIRES FOR FUN!

VICE PRINCIPAL POISONED

DEFENSELESS ANIMALS!

OFFICER SPENCE WAS

IN JAIL FOR FIVE YEARS!

MS. COCO IS A CAR THIEF!

MRS. PATTY—DOG KILLER!

THIRD-GRADE TEACHER

IS AN ILLEGAL ALIEN!

“These are terrific stories, Andrea!” Mrs. Lilly told her. “You and A.J. make a great team!”

“Oooooh!” Ryan said. “A.J. and Andrea make a great team. They must be in love!”

Andrea said she took a typing class after school (of course), so she was allowed to type her stories into the computer. She had that crazy look in her eyes the whole time.

Everybody else started filing back into class.*

“Did you dig up any good dirt?” Mrs. Lilly asked everyone. This one kid came in with a bucket full of dirt. Real dirt.

“Not that kind of dirt!” we all yelled at him.

What a dumbhead.

Neil the nude kid came running into the classroom. He looked all excited.

“Did you dig up any dirt?” Mrs. Lilly asked him.

“I put a tail on Mr. Macky like you told me to,” Neil said. “I followed him around for an hour, and guess what I caught him doing?”

“What?” we all asked.

“I saw Mr. Macky and Mrs. Daisy together,” Neil said. “They were standing near the water fountain. And they were … kissing!”

Everybody gasped.

“Ewwww, disgusting!” me and the guys and Alexia went.

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