Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be A-holes by Karen Alpert

Author:Karen Alpert
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9780358346265
Publisher: HMH Books
Published: 2021-04-27T00:00:00+00:00

Fun is bringing your kids to school on a Sunday because it’s April Fools’ Day.

Fun is going to the movies dressed up in costumes that go with the movie.

Fun is getting onto the ice skating rink with your kids even if you suck because they love when they’re better than you at something.

Fun is letting your kid help you pump the gas because it makes them feel more grown up.

Fun is lining your whole family up at one end of the living room and having tushie races to see who can scoot to the other side first without using their hands.

Fun is going into another room when your kids want to pop bubble wrap and it’s driving you insane but you don’t want to stop them from having fun.

Fun is having a burping contest even though you know it’s totally the wrong thing to teach your kids.

Fun is taking your kiddo to Sephora and saying let’s go crazy.

Fun is getting in the pool with your kids and not being the mom who sits on the lounge chair because you just blow-dried (blew dry???) your hair even though sometimes I’m that mom but every time I get in the pool I realize it’s way more fun and totally worth messing up my hair.

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