License to Spill by Lisi Harrison

Author:Lisi Harrison
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
Published: 2014-05-31T16:00:00+00:00

Friday

Feeling = Dudes with mustaches who talk like slick movie cops are total Derps.

That’s what I thought before I flipped back in my journal and reread the stuff Officer Boyle said to me. Turns out the guy is a prophet.

You’re a good-looking boy, Andrew. And you’re at that age. Girls are going to be throwing themselves at you. Get used to it, son. Heck, enjoy it. There are worse problems, kid.

Not that I’m the kind of guy who wants to reread compliments from cops. But last night was the kind of night that’ll make a guy wonder if the Force is with him.

Feeling = The Force from Star Wars, not the police force. But thinking of the one from Star Wars made me think of the police one, which made me think of Officer Boyle, which made me look back to 10.12.12, which made me realize that there is no Force, I’m just good-looking.

I’m not trying to sound like Mandy, who acts all surprised when Megan or Morgan tells her some dude thinks she’s hot. She’s all: Seriously? Why would he even say that? You’re so much hotter than me… Filibust… Filibust… Filibust…

It’s just that I’m not like Bieber or anything. Not that I think Bieber is hot. All I’m saying is that girls were into me last night like I was all “swaggy.”

Feeling = 1) Weird at first.

I scored a lot in middle school but never had girls scream, “I love you.” I guess high school girls are different.

2) Then it made me feel slick.

I didn’t want Sheridan to think I was into the Screamers. Not that we’re official or anything but I did give her a ring.

3) Then I felt guilty.

Because the Screamers made me feel like an NBA pro and I liked it.

4) Then I felt like a slick NBA pro.

After the game Sheridan asked if I wanted to walk home together. I did so I said yes. Then Hud and Coops said some guys were going to Bedrick’s house. As in, Duffy do you want to come with us to Bedrick’s house? It was the first time they asked me to do anything (other than die) since 10.8.12 and I really really want my friends back. I also heard Bedrick has an epic game room… so I said yes.

5) Then I felt like a slick NBA pro who was also a player.

Only instead of ditching Sheridan for another girl, I was ditching her for my guys, so it didn’t seem as bad.

6) Then I felt better.

Because Sheridan said her dad could pick her up so it was no big deal. She is seriously the coolest girl who is also pretty.

7) Then I felt lucky because a girl like that likes me.

So I asked her if she wanted to get ice cream this weekend. She said no because she got booked for a TV show. I was about to ask her which show when I noticed her Best Friend ring was turned around.

8) Then I felt like she wasn’t into me anymore.

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