Lazy Dungeon Master: Volume 9 by Supana Onikage

Author:Supana Onikage [SUPANA, ONIKAGE]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: J-Novel Club
Published: 2020-02-25T00:00:00+00:00

# Keima’s Perspective

“Oh right, Keima, the front door was unlocked when I woke up. There’s been a lot of crime lately. You need to lock it before you go to sleep.”

“Whoa, Rokuko, you sure about that? The front door’s a golem and it locks by itself at night.”

“Wait, really?” Yes, really. Incidentally, as a security measure the doors to our rooms were set not to open from the outside when a thief entered the building. It was the kind of fancy security we could only have thanks to our entire home being made of golems. Couldn’t ask for better security, really. Probably.

“Oooh. Now that you mention it, that’s totally right. I guess that means another thief broke in last night.”

“Yep. As for the damage... looks like we’ve got a report from Rei. Says here that he broke a window in my office. Sheesh, more repairs... I’m really not in the mood for this,” I said, bringing up the monitor. Our entire home was a golem. Thus, our entire home was basically covered in security cameras. And just to be clear, I try not to look inside bathrooms or people’s rooms, alright?

“...Interesting. Looks like he drilled a hole in the door, then stuck a needle inside. He’s pretty good.” Guess I’ll have to fill that hole in too. Whaaat a pain. “Sheesh, things really have been getting bad lately. Can’t say I’m too surprised though, more people going through town means more people ready to commit crimes.” And most of them went straight to the chief’s residence to get rich quick. Especially since the security looked pretty lax here.

“We sure save a lot of time by painting a target on ourselves and concentrating all the crime in one place.”

“Each criminal down makes everything more peaceful, and we get dungeon points. It’s two birds with one stone!”

Not to mention, I said that the security looked lax, not that it was lax. The chief residence was basically a trap house that invited thieves in, then ate them up. Since all of our actual valuables were stored in the Master Room, more or less, there wasn’t anything for people to steal. I even turned our safe into a golem just to have it grow legs.

“It’s like the experimental Iron Golems we have down in the dungeon,” noted Rokuko.

“A good ol’ Living Bank. The actual safe we did buy with DP, so it’s legit. All the {Create Golem} stuff happened afterward.” I had given it an order to attack anyone who tried to stealthily open it at night. It was filled with our gold coins and could dish out some heavy tackles thanks to that, but at the price of being slow enough that you could dodge it even when caught unprepared. So far it had only managed to hit a single person.

“I gotta thank Rei and the others for working so late at night.”

“Rei said she’s just glad she finally gets to live like a Vampire should.” Oh yeah, Vampires are nocturnal. And Rei is a Vampire.

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