Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?, Vol. 1 by Fujino Omori & Suzuhito Yasuda
Author:Fujino Omori & Suzuhito Yasuda [OMORI, FUJINO/YASUDA, SUZUHITO]
Language: eng
Format: epub, pdf
Publisher: Yen On
Published: 2014-12-16T00:00:00+00:00
CHAPTER 5
THE Gâ¥DDESSâS PRANK
âByooua!â
â!â
Those claws missed by a mile. Just watched them go by my face.
Iâm back in the bluish halls of the dungeon. This goblin is so loud, the echoes of his cries tell me where he is even when Iâm not looking.
I can see it in his eyes. Heâs frustrated. Heâs coming back for more. One, miss, two, miss, three, also a swing and a miss.
Left, rightâ¦diagonal!
Here comes a sideswipe. Step back and he hits nothing but air.
As long as I keep my eyes open and this floor has wide hallways that make sense, I can keep dodging like this all day. It is surprisingly humid in here, though. Iâm already soaked with sweat.
This goblin sure is a tenacious little guy. He just keeps coming after me, flailing his stubby little arms. I keep my own arms up and out of the way, let the rest of my body twist to dodge his attacks. My leg might not be at 100 percent just yet, but Iâm more than capable of dancing with him.
âGigiiiinâ¦Jya!!!!â
â!â
I think I just saw something. Not the goblinâheâs shaking his fist in frustration.
Above!
There is a shadow stuck to the wall right there!
âGega!â
It jumps in front of the light specks, casting a large shadow. Incoming!
âNaaaah!â
I roll backward just in time to avoid its surprise attack. My eyes are still a bit hazy, too much blood to the headâ¦Looks like four legs, some kind of lizard, maybe?
Scaly brown skin, a tongue flicking in and out of its mouthâyep, this is a lizard. Including its tail, it might be as long as I am tall.
A Dungeon Lizard.
It shows up on lower Levels Two though Four, same class as goblins and kobolds.
ââha!â
The moment I was waiting for! The goblin can wait. I have to finish off this one first.
It has sucker disks under its feet. Itâll climb back up the wall to line up another attack if I donât take it out now. If it gets awayâ¦Ah, what a pain.
The goblin jumps in for another attack. Sidestep. Iâll take care of you in a moment. Iâve got to repay this lizard for his sneak attack.
Blast off!
âYAAHHH!!!â
âGugeâ?!â
The Dungeon Lizard must have sensed my blade. It made straight for the wall. However, Iâm faster.
Dagger to the other hand, jump forward, there! I plunge my blade deep into the lizardâs back.
It howls in pain, limbs thrashing. Did I hit the magic stone shard� Hee-hee, looks like I just made a liz-kabob. In its last gasp, it bends backward, trying to bite my face. Not even close. A second later it falls limp on the floor. Its body is still here; magic shard is still okay!
âGyaiiii!!!!â
Oh yeah, the goblin is still here, too.
Got my dagger out of the Dungeon Lizardâs corpse, good defensive stanceâ¦Iâve got an idea.
I unclip my backpack from my arm and hurl it straight at the incoming goblin.
â?!â
Projectile baggage, not bad. Wide-eyed goblin never saw it coming.
Time slows as I watch my bag slice through the air and slam into the goblinâs face.
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