I Totally Funniest: A Middle School Story by James Patterson

Author:James Patterson [Patterson, James]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Juvenile Fiction / Humorous Stories, Juvenile Fiction / Social Issues / Self-Esteem & Self-Reliance, Juvenile Fiction / Social Issues / Special Needs, Juvenile Fiction / Family / Alternative Family
ISBN: 0316405930
Amazon: B00KAEXM38
Publisher: Little, Brown and Company
Published: 2015-01-24T16:00:00+00:00

Chapter 43

WE INTERRUPT THIS MELTDOWN FOR A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

Yep, we have another delay of game.

This time, it isn’t the countdown clock or a television network’s fault.

In fact, this time, it has absolutely nothing to do with the Planet’s Funniest Kid Comic Contest or the Smileys or Chatty Patty or Gilda Gold or even me. This time, it’s something way more important than the most important thing in my life.

Something way more dangerous, too.

Before Uncle Frankie can give me the old spiel about how I’m not a loser, blah blah, the Seinfeld rerun on the TV cuts out and is replaced by an intense STORM ALERT graphic. If letters could talk, these would be screaming bloody murder.

“This just in from our weather center,” says an even more intense voice. Now the TV screen behind the counter is filled with satellite footage showing a swirl of angry white clouds whipping around the eye of the storm. The cloud whirl looks like it covers the entire Atlantic Ocean.

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