I Think I'm OK by Kenny C S

Author:Kenny, C S [Kenny, C S]
Language: eng
Format: azw3
Publisher: FeedARead.com
Published: 2012-02-11T16:00:00+00:00

It did on one occasion leave my Polish friend Baz and I roaring with laughter. We had had a few drinks and were getting a little loud whilst walking around the City Centre. Baz for some reason had shouted a profanity at the top of his voice and as we rounded a corner we were confronted by a policeman. He was stood, legs apart and arms folded across his chest looking like a disgruntled housewife as her drunk husband rolls home at silly o’clock in the morning.

“You two, come here.”

That’s what he would have said if he had needed to. What he actually did was point to the two of us and then point to a spot on the pavement about a yard from his feet. We got the message.

Taking his notebook from his pocket he looked at me and said, “Name?”

“Chris Krzykawski,” I replied.

“Spell it,” he ordered. So I did.

After writing it down he looked at Baz.

“Name?”

“Bazyli Wojciechowski.”

The copper flipped his notebook shut without writing down Baz’s name.

“The pair of you . . . fuck off . . . now. I don’t want to see you in town again today.”

So we did, laughing all the way to the pub.

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