Funny Kid for President by Matt Stanton

Author:Matt Stanton
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: HarperCollins
Published: 2017-11-01T04:00:00+00:00

Okay, so here’s the big idea for my speech:

“Bravo!”

“Great speech!”

“Your fly’s undone.”

That’s Mom and Dad. They’re sitting on the couch and I’ve just read them my new stump speech.

Now it’s time to zip up my fly, evade a duck, and get out there and win an election.

I’m standing at the starting line, looking down at the grass and thinking about becoming an ant. Life must be so simple for ants – just keep walking, walking, walking and follow the bottom in front of you. What an easy life!

Unless your buddy in front is farty, I guess. Still, I’d consider trading lives with an ant right about now if it meant I could get out of Mr. Armstrong’s Presidential Race.

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