Floods 9 by Colin Thompson

Author:Colin Thompson
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781864719451
Publisher: Random House Australia

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39 The most stupid wizard who has ever lived is Floella Yardstyck, who lives in a small valley on the far side of Lake Tarnish. She is Transylvania Waters’s only person who is known as a Living Legend, which is a term humans use for very stupid people who can stand up and speak their name at the same time. If they play sport or sing really badly then they are called a Super Living Legend.

40 Actually, he didn’t so much abolish them as give them away to England, helping to make Britain one of the most controlled nanny states in the so-called free world.

41 Conniption is such a brilliant word, I am quite upset to realise that it has taken until The Floods Book 9 to use it. I will try harder and make sure I have conniptions in every other Floods book from now on. Conniptions are particularly nice on sourdough toast with finely chopped lettuce and mint sauce. No, that’s not right. That’s bacon.

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