Ex-Husband Magazine #5: JoeLita by Cooper TG & Kadee TG

Author:Cooper, TG & Kadee, TG
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Surrender Media
Published: 2022-07-22T16:00:00+00:00

When the whistle blew, Joe skipped all the way to his car, his long hair bobbing behind him. Hopping in his cute little Mini Cooper, he clapped his hands as he started the engine, then pulled out giggling as he thought about all the things he needed to buy for the tea party. He loved shopping almost as much as he loved tea parties!

At the store, Joe grabbed a shopping cart and proceeded to dance and sing his way up and down the isles, grabbing decorations, tea cakes, strawberries and muffins. Remembering he didn’t have any napkins, tea cups or even a tea kettle, he skipped to the isle where they had all the plates and napkins and forks and— Oh dear. Joe stood, biting his lip, shaking his head. Paper napkins? Plastic cups? No. No. No. It simply wouldn’t do! Looking at his pink, princess phone, he saw he had another hour. Was it enough time?

“I will simply have to make it enough time!” He said, stomping his little booted foot, then grabbing his cart and scampering to the front counter, where an elderly woman stood at the register. At the sight of Joe rushing up, his cheeks pink, eyes sparkling with delight, she couldn’t help but smile.

“Well, young miss, did you find everything you were looking for today?”

Young lady. Joe almost corrected her, but then he remembered how much nicer the boys were once they started to think of him as a girl, and besides, it would be rude to correct his elders. So, instead, he smiled his brightest, prettiest smile, tossed his hair back over his shoulder and said, “Of course! You’re store is simply wonderful!”

“Oh, aren’t you adorable!” The woman said as she scanned Joe’s items.

Adorable! Joe’s heart skipped a beat and he batted his eyelashes, then looked away wanting to seem properly modest. He couldn’t remember anyone calling him adorable before, and he really liked it. “Thank you!” He chirped.

“What’s all this for?”

Joe’s eyes lit up and he giggled. “I am throwing a tea party!”

“Oh! What fun!”

“I just hope it’s the bestest most funnest party ever!”

“I am sure it will be.”

Joe pulled his wallet out of his bag and handed the woman his debit card. While the woman scanned it, Joe pulled out his compact and looked at his face, pleased with how cute he looked with a natural pink flush to his white cheeks. Maybe he didn’t need make-up, he thought, though he ached with the desire to wear it. He could use a little eyeliner, some mascara.

“Thank you, Josephine,” the elderly lady said, her own spirits having risen after her interaction with the perky girl. “You are a delightful young lady.”

“You are too kind, but why did you call me—“ Joe stopped himself, remembering once more that it was impolite to contradict his elders. “How did you know my name was, um, Josephine?”

“It’s on your card, dear. Have a lovely party!”

Joe looked at his debit card. It clearly read Josephine A. Wilson. But, that wasn’t his name? Well, he didn’t have time to worry about it now.

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