EBook of The Pothunters, by P. G. Wodehouse by The Pothunters

Author:The Pothunters [Pothunters, The]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2011-09-05T15:02:41+00:00

THE SPORTS

Sports weather at St Austin’s was as a rule a quaint but unpleasant solution of mud, hail, and iced rain. These were taken as a matter of course, and the School counted it as something gained when they were spared the usual cutting east wind.

This year, however, occurred that invaluable exception which is so useful in proving rules. There was no gale, only a gentle breeze. The sun was positively shining, and there was a general freshness in the air which would have made a cripple cast away his crutches, and, after backing himself heavily both ways, enter for the Strangers’ Hundred Yards.

Jim had wandered off alone. He was feeling too nervous at the thought of the coming mile and all it meant to him to move in society for the present. Charteris, Welch, and Tony, going out shortly before lunch to inspect the track, found him already on the spot, and in a very low state of mind.

‘Hullo, you chaps,’ he said dejectedly, as they came up.

‘Hullo.’

‘Our James is preoccupied,’ said Charteris. ’Why this jaundiced air, Jim? Look at our other Thompson over there.’

‘Our other Thompson’ was at that moment engaged in conversation with the Headmaster at the opposite side of the field.

‘Look at him,’ said Charteris, ’prattling away as merrily as a little che-ild to the Old Man. You should take a lesson from him.’

‘Look here, I say,’ said Jim, after a pause, ’I believe there’s something jolly queer up between Thompson and the Old Man, and I believe it’s about me.’

‘What on earth makes you think that?’ asked Welch.

‘It’s his evil conscience,’ said Charteris. ’No one who hadn’t committed the awful crime that Jim has, could pay the least attention to anything Thompson said. What does our friend Thucydides remark on the subject?—

’"Conscia mens recti, nec si sinit esse dolorem

Sed revocare gradum.”

Very well then.’

‘But why should you think anything’s up?’ asked Tony.

’Perhaps nothing is, but it’s jolly fishy. You see Thompson and the Old ’Un pacing along there? Well, they’ve been going like that for about twenty minutes. I’ve been watching them.’

‘But you can’t tell they’re talking about you, you rotter,’ said Tony. ‘For all you know they may be discussing the exams.’

‘Or why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings,’ put in Charteris.

‘Or anything,’ added Welch profoundly.

’Well, all I know is that Thompson’s been doing all the talking, and the Old Man’s been getting more and more riled.’

’Probably Thompson’s been demanding a rise of screw or asking for a small loan or something,’ said Charteris. ’How long have you been watching them?’

‘About twenty minutes.’

‘From here?’

‘Yes.’

’Why didn’t you go and join them? There’s nothing like tact. If you were to go and ask the Old Man why the whale wailed or something after that style it ’ud buck him up like a tonic. I wish you would. And then you could tell him to tell you all about it and see if you couldn’t do something to smooth the wrinkles from his careworn brow and let the sunshine of happiness into his heart.

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