Dr. Nicholas Is Ridiculous! by Dan Gutman

Author:Dan Gutman
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: HarperCollins

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The Truth About Dr. Nicholas

We have lunch in the vomitorium. It used to be called the cafetorium until some kid threw up in there last year. It was gross.

I sat with the guys and Alexia. Then Andrea and Emily came over, and we had to squeeze together to make room for them.

Michael had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Alexia had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Neil the nude kid had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Just about everybody had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Everybody except me. I had a piece of cake. I held it up for everybody to see.

“Now this is a piece of cake!” I told them.

Naturally, we all started talking about Dr. Nicholas and how weird she was.

“If she’s a real doctor,” I said, “she should cure sick people. That’s what doctors do.”

“Maybe she cured sick people in history,” said Neil.

“She’s the weirdest history teacher in history,” Ryan said.

“Yeah,” Michael said. “I bet nobody else teaches the history of toilet bowls and Barbie dolls.”

“Maybe she’s not a real history teacher at all,” I said. “Did you ever think about that?”

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