Diary of a Super Spy: Space! : (A hilarious adventure for children aged 9 - 12) by Patrick Peter & Thomas William

Author:Patrick, Peter & Thomas, William [Patrick, Peter]
Language: eng
Format: azw3
Publisher: Run Happy Publishing
Published: 2015-03-03T16:00:00+00:00

“We sent Earth a video last month saying that we want all of your trousers to be delivered to our planet, or will we attack Earth with a giant meteor! We were very clear in the video.”

“A video? How did you send it?”

“We sent the video via intergalactic email.”

“Nope. Sorry. We mustn’t have got it. Do you mind resending it, and giving us another week before you hit us with the giant meteor?”

“Oh, ok,” the alien replies, looking confused. “No worries. We will go back home, and resend the intergalactic email to Earth.”

I turn around, and start walking back to our spaceship.

Well, that was easy.

“No! Wait!” the second alien guard yells. “We have already given you a week. That is long enough. It is time for you to deliver all of your trousers! We will not give you any more time!”

“Yeah! Delivery time!” the dumb one says. “Now is the time for delivery! That’s why we call it delivery time!”

“So you want all the trousers on Earth, or you will crash this meteor into our planet?” I ask.

“That’s right! We have no more trousers left. We need a new supply. Without trousers, our ankles will get very cold. We are from a very cold planet, and we do not like having cold ankles. And you can see by the size of our big hands, we cannot sew new pairs of trousers ourselves. That’s why we need yours. We asked nicely, but nobody responded to us. Now it is time to take action!”

“Ok, ok,” I try to calm the guards down. “Let us go back to our spaceship and call Earth to see what we can do. We will ask nicely, and I am sure that they will send all the trousers to you very quickly. There is no need to worry about anything. We will get this sorted out.”

“No. You will stay with us until we crash into your planet. We will not allow you to return to your spaceship.”

“Why not?” I question.

“Because you might try to stop us. And if you know anything, then you must know that the Trouserdown Guards will not be defeated! We are un-defeatablely.”

“That’s not even a word,” Harley calls out from over my shoulder. “You can’t just start making up words!”

“It is a word on our planet!” the second Trouserdown Guard replies. “And so is squashie-squashie.”

“What does that mean?”

“It is when we sit on something, and we flatten it. And that is what we are going to do to you! Squashie-squashie! Squashie-squashie!”

Oh no.

I turn to Harley and whisper, “I have a plan. On the count of three, run back to the spaceship. We need to call Dad to get help. He will know what to do.”

“What? I can’t run. You know I’m not a fast runner,” Harley whispers back.

“Harley, we don’t have a choice…”

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