Dad Jokes for New Dads by Jimmy Niro
Author:Jimmy Niro
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Sourcebooks
Published: 2020-07-02T16:00:00+00:00
I was cleaning out the fridge last week, just trying to get rid of old, expired food. When I was done, I told my wife that we needed to finish the mayonnaise by Memorial Day.
“Why?” she asked, slightly surprised. “We just bought that, and mayonnaise usually lasts a long time.”
I said, “But soon it’s going to be juneonnaise!”
Whenever I get locked out of the house, I get a craving for pasta. I have gnocchi.
Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
A: “Breathe, you idiot! Breathe!”
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