Christmas Jokes For Kids by Aunt Lily

Christmas Jokes For Kids by Aunt Lily

Author:Aunt Lily
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: jokes, riddles, Jokes and Riddles, humor, Kids humor, funny, Books for Kids, Holiday books
Publisher: Aunt Lily
Published: 2016-12-12T00:00:00+00:00


What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?

Jingle Smells!

What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

What's green, covered in tinsel and goes ribbet ribbet?

Mistle-toad!

Which famous playwright was terrified of Christmas?

Noël Coward!

What is the best Christmas present in the world?

A broken drum – you just can’t beat it!

How do you know if Santa is really a werewolf?

He has Santa claws!

What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?

Stick with me and we'll go places!

Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?

Because they were two deer!

What does the Queen call her Christmas Broadcast?

The One Show!



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