Case of the Muffin Murders by Jeffrey M. Poole

Author:Jeffrey M. Poole
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: crime, mystery, dogs, amateur sleuth, cozy mystery, corgi case files, animal sleuth
Publisher: Jeffrey M. Poole

Man: can I help you?

Woman: hey, there, sugar. Long time no see!

Man: what can I get for you today, ma’am?

Woman: oh, there’s no need for such formalities. I told you before, you can call me Legs.

Man: that wouldn’t be proper. Would you like a coffee?

Woman: what I’d like is for you to serve yourself up on that platter.

Man: that’s entirely inappropriate, ma’am. I’m going to have to ask you to refrain from making any unwelcome advances while you’re in my store. Now, what would you like today?

Woman: unwelcome? Unwelcome?? Young man, I could have my pick of any (undecipherable) in here, do you understand me? I was giving you the opportunity to be with an experienced, (undecipherable) woman. If you’d like to waste that opportunity, then that’s solely up to you.

Man: Good for you, ma’am. Now, what would you like to drink?

Woman: I don’t think I like your attitude. Nobody turns me down. You see these? They’re (undecipherable) and they’re still perfect.”

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